The Stories
- What Alfredo Likes
- Bank Job
- Being So Good
- In the Belly of the Bistro
- Big Dark Eyes
- At the Bookstore
- Gypsy, Roger, and Me
- The Carpenters
- Caveat Emptor
- RICHH & Paul at the Deli
- Don't Know Much
- Santa Monica
- Rules for Reporting Equipment Failure
- Father's Day
- A random flame
- The Futility of Love in the Late 20th Century
- Just Get the Hell Out, Okay?
- Tell Me Something to Make Me Hate You
- I Galavant
- Imposter!
- Just for One Day
- Lost and Found
- Mangoes and Grapes
- Under the Table Manners
- Money to Burn and Time To Kill
- RICHH and Paul and Howard Share a Moment
- More Alfredo
- My Mother Sang
- Night with Katie
- Ninja in Her Bed--Vilanelle
- Boys' Night Out
- Not a Single One
- Moebius Torus
- Panning For Eyes
- A One-Act
- Rasslin
- Mom Finds A Receipt
- RICHH & Paul Argue Rhubarb
- Rock, Paper, Superlumial Scissors
- Carl Sagan's Pizza
- Squint
- A Great St. Patty's Day
- The Song
- Two Less Lonely People
- RICHH picks on Mark Wahlberg
- Well Versed in Ettiquette
- Who Wants the Wishbone
- Young Love
- But Why?
- Mark P. You Are So Senuous!